Zac Sucks

In my school, there is a kid named Zac. He is a complete, udder, beyond the
realm of human comprehensionly stupid dumbass. He always acts like he's the king of the world
and is always being beat up. He is about four and three quarters feet tall, has brown
hair with really badly done blond highlights in his hair. He has a face like a monkey, and always
looks like an idiot. He thinks that walking around swearing his ass off is
cool, and that picking on grade sixes is funny (we're both in grade eight.
Anyway, I am going to put on this page, from now on, all the jackassed stuff that Zac does.

The Zac Files

Zac came up to me in the morning as I was speaking to my friends.
I told him to go away and he's all like, "Why don't you go hang out with someone who
likes you." WTF?
My little brother (who is in grade six) managed to beat him up.
He claimed that he had won an autographed Todd Harvey card in the
draw we had. When he was asked to show it to us, he refused to show us the "card".
He was afraid to touch a pencil.
Ran away from girls.